Spud wearing a brown personalised dog collar
Spud

Any nicknames?

Spudley, The Spudmeister, The Boy

When were you born?

May 2002, although the exact date is classified.

Where do you live?

I'm an Inner West, Sydney dog, I can't say too much more, I like to keep a low profile. Besides the chicks like a bit of mystery in their dog. Where do you live?

What breed of dog are you?

I'm a Staffie baby! Does that push your buttons?

What is your favourite personalised dog collar design?

I love my personalised pet collar in Brown with red writing. I have specially designed crossbone icons on either side of my name. The crossbones make me look tough.

What is your favourite food?

I dig most things, but I prefer whatever is being cooked at home. If it is good enough for you two leggers out there, it's good enough for me. Mind you, a good four day old hunk of roo tail never goes astray...mmm...four day old hunk of roo tail...

What is your favourite toy?

Frisbees man! Love my frisbee! Why do you ask? You got one for me? Go on, throw it, come on, come on, don't leave me hangin' here man, THROW IT!! You're killing me here!

What is the favourite thing about your Mum and Dad?

Well he's a bloody good chuck of the frisbee and she is as cute as a button, I love coming home and crashing in her lap after a tough day in the mines. She makes me feel very comfortable and secure.

What's the naughtiest thing you do?

Naughty eh? I'm not what you'd call classically naughty, but I do have a passionate dislike of cats, man I hate those cats! It is my job in this world to ensure that every cat gets chased up at least three trees! Cats...too many cats...everywhere, you see ’em? Bloody everywhere. You're not a cat person are you?

What makes you special?

Well again I don't like to say too much, but a lot of my little chickie babe friends reckon I look a lot like James Bond. Now I'm not talking about your Pierce Brosnan here, or even Roger the Dodger, but the big guy Sean Connery himself! And we are talking about his early ones, like Doctor No with Ursula Andress — now she was a fox!!

Other comments?

So what are you doing later?